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STUFF NAO LADY
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life's a garden - dig it.
So cute~
And I love your handwriting!!
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"But the [Harry Potter and Twilight] stories are just so different.
Besides the fact that Jacob's last name is Black and he's a werewolf which totally means he's the love child of Sirius & Remus.
My GOD woman. A distinctive style does not make you a bad artist! I myself am fond of simplistic styles. They look awesome.
That being said, I want to colour and then icon Shelke in this picture. She's AWESOME.
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At the risk of sounding childish: Nero x Shelke forever!
Like, you and me? Rockin' it anime style? What could be cooler?
How's about some Staple Gunned art, hm?
-realizes she just opened Pandora's Box-
(Ahem: please note that said art work may take six months to actually complete...)
But a cartoon of us? Definitely next on my list. Definitely.
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Carpe Scrotum.
Grab life by the balls.
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98% of people believe statistics that show up in people's signatures. If you're one of the 2% who don't....uh....nevermind.
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MY HANDWRITING!
(And to think, I almost typed the captions in and relied on some fancy font to do the talking for me...)
Thanks for the compliment, my dearest darling Connie.
(And I'll have you know, I've been snapping more pictures lately. All thanks to that one suggestion you made some ages back...)
I'll get around to posting the decent ones sooner or later.
Probably more later than sooner, but whatever. XP
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Carpe Scrotum.
Grab life by the balls.
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98% of people believe statistics that show up in people's signatures. If you're one of the 2% who don't....uh....nevermind.
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OMGSH - if you took the time to color this, I would be so incredibly honored and flattered and elated I can not even begin to describe said emotions adequately. (Ha; and I call myself a writer...)
I'm beyond relieved you think my talent is somewhat permissible. I aimed simplistic this time 'round. Maybe next time I'll go into more detail - see how far my sanity can hold out.
(And an actual AVATAR? I'd cry, I'd be so happy. LOL, that would rock my socks off, woman.)
And speaking artistically, I have to do something with the top left hand corner of this piece ... maybe add the title of the story or something, I dunno.
I was a nervous wreck drawing it; didn't want to mess it up by accident.
Then again, there is always the almighty photoshop what with its stellar un-do button. Hurrah for digital erasers!
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Carpe Scrotum.
Grab life by the balls.
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98% of people believe statistics that show up in people's signatures. If you're one of the 2% who don't....uh....nevermind.
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LOLOLOL I would never ask, no matter how much I need it - couldn't live without it, might die without it.
You know - because I love you. BUT YES US KICKING IT LIKE WE DO <- lol kicking it. I feel so 'gansta' *rolls eyes*
I LOVE JOO ~
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life's a garden - dig it.
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At the risk of sounding childish: Nero x Shelke forever!
It is very nice! It's so neat. And round. And the circles... heehee...
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"But the [Harry Potter and Twilight] stories are just so different.
Besides the fact that Jacob's last name is Black and he's a werewolf which totally means he's the love child of Sirius & Remus.
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