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"But the [Harry Potter and Twilight] stories are just so different.
Besides the fact that Jacob's last name is Black and he's a werewolf which totally means he's the love child of Sirius & Remus.
I regret to inform you of this, Yuffie, but glaring at the book is not going to help you master the materia any faster. Especially since the book is smarter than you'll ever - GAH! -dodges shuriken- I meant that in a good way! In a constructive way!
I have also been reading too much Tammy Pierce lately. Oh well.
Love your work, honey.
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At the risk of sounding childish: Nero x Shelke forever!
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Carpe Scrotum.
Grab life by the balls.
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98% of people believe statistics that show up in people's signatures. If you're one of the 2% who don't....uh....nevermind.
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Glaring at textbooks does not aid in the epic quest to absorb the material any faster.
(For if that were the case, I'd be half way on my way to becoming a math professor at Harvard by now due to the unprecedented amounts of vehement glaring I subjected my Geometry book to ... )
And ... you read Tammy Pierce, too?
(Right now I am reading 'Working For The Devil' by Lilith Saintcrow. Addicting stuff, that. Indeed.)
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Carpe Scrotum.
Grab life by the balls.
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98% of people believe statistics that show up in people's signatures. If you're one of the 2% who don't....uh....nevermind.
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Huge fan of Tammy Pierce. Her heroines are the BEST. No one else that I know writes such strong female characters and does them so well. She's kickass.
I'll have to remember to look that one up.
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At the risk of sounding childish: Nero x Shelke forever!
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"But the [Harry Potter and Twilight] stories are just so different.
Besides the fact that Jacob's last name is Black and he's a werewolf which totally means he's the love child of Sirius & Remus.
Methinks Shelke isn't bound to find a job as a motivational speaker anytime soon. xD
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Hey, where can I find the next transit to reality?
-facepalms-
-eternal facepalms-
It's not fair - you can write AND draw!
What ... what the heck, woman?!
When did that become legal?
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Carpe Scrotum.
Grab life by the balls.
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98% of people believe statistics that show up in people's signatures. If you're one of the 2% who don't....uh....nevermind.
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So, italics aside, I just realized it's been a whole year since the last time I promted the use of CAPSLOCK from you. I think?
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Hey, where can I find the next transit to reality?
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